Tuesday, August 26, 2014

How Mimmi Received Bill Clinton's Autograph and Other Consequences

Previously...Meeting Bill and Hill

Well, Mimmi never received Bill Clinton's autograph.  To our huge disappointment.  I understand that Anna from Bill Clinton's office who promised to deliver the autograph must be very busy.  But Mimmi and I are so fun and gorgeous, and worked really hard at being "those two Finnish ladies" while we crashed Bill's staff party.  It took some hard work and a lot of nerve.  And we are Bill's biggest fans! Luckily Mimmi has since bumped into Bill Clinton a couple of times around New York City, and Bill has made up for the omission.  That's another story.

The focus on this story about meeting Bill and Hill has been very heavily on Bill. It is really just a biological fact - Mimmi and I are heterosexual females in our sexual prime, and were even more so when the meeting with Bill and Hill took place in 2001.  But do not worry, Hill, we love you too.  As a matter of fact I engaged in some fundraising activities in Miami when Hill was running for presidency.

As to other consequences.  I realized that crashing somebody's private party, let alone that of an ex head of state, could be considered criminal.  Had to keep my mouth shut and my pen in my pocket until the statute of limitations ran out, way out.   Risque business, I do not recommend trying to crash any kind of parties.

After I sent the "Letter to Bill and Hill" to Bill and Hill, I got suddenly included in all kinds of mailing lists.  The entire Clinton family is sending me e-mail. Bill Clinton. Hillary Clinton. Hillary Rodham Clinton. Chelsea Clinton.  Clinton Foundation. Kevin Spacey.  The White House. President Barak Obama. First Lady Michelle Obama. Vice President Joe Biden. FBI. CIA  FEMA, Federal Emergency Management Agency. Not that I really mind, it is all very interesting, but are they trying to get even?