Saturday, May 23, 2015

Living on € 1.97 in Bank and € 0.55 in Cash

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Bought a lottery ticket. € 1.00

Discovered that milk does not know when its past due date is and it should curdle.  23rd of May today, drank milk with past due date on May 7.

Best way to get out the last drops of mayonnaise out of the bottle is to add some hot water and shake.

Wilted lettuce and frost-bitten celery do not taste much different than when they are fresh.

Onion and potato soup is excellent. Recipe below.

Instead of washing detergent, clothes can be machine washed with dish washing liquid. Remember to use just a little bit, otherwise you end up drowning in soap bubbles.

Body wash is a good substitute to toothpaste, very refreshing.

Foot cream is a great beauty cream for the face. Just avoid the eye area.

Soap is soap. Cream is cream. Soup is soup.

Onion and Potato Soup

Ingredients: Onions, potatoes, oil, beef bouillon cubes, wheat flour, water. A knife, a kettle, a spoon and a bowl.


Peel the onions and potatoes. Slice. Fry in oil. Dissolve the beef bouillon cubes in a kettle to hot water, add onions and potatoes. Let simmer half an hour. Thicken with some wheat flour. Enjoy!

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